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Sometimes, the hand just doesn’t cut it. Women have a HUGE market for sex toys, but how many dudes do you know that proudly own a Fleshlight? With the high costs of sex toys for men and the high social stigma-factor of them, sometimes the best way to get something you want is to make it yourself. So, here are the greatest cheap sex toys for men that you can make with little to no cash, in a few minutes, using household items. Sure, most of these look like murder weapons, but sex toys in general (at least for men) don’t generally look all that appealing anyway. Enjoy.

You are at right place ‘cos you’re sick of giving yourself hand job and looking for some way to make fake vagina? Don’t worry, you are on the right place!

I’ll teach you how to make the BEST REALISTIC HOMEMADE FAKE VAGINA SIMULATOR in 5 easy steps! You’ll be screaming with pleasure in like 10 min and I bet you can not last more than 5 minutes! Here is the aspirin for your combat head , just read on.

How to Make Fake Vagina for Masturbation

How to Make Home Made Sex Toy Fuki

For this experiment we are going to need following “vagina parts” and say – sexual accessories:

1. one empty plastic bottle (from juice or the world’s most popular brand – I can’t tell you the name or I’ll get busted by Santa in Atlanta). Make sure the bottle is in good shape, reasonably firm and has bottle cap on.
2. one plastic bag – try ‘n keep from garbage bags especially used ones. Blow and pump it first – no holes allowed.
3. wide sealing tape or even better 2 or 3 strong but elastic rubber tags
4. hot water (as hot as you want your homemade vagina to be hot!)
5. Some kind of lubricant (try something mild like baby oil and stay away from anything peppermint or alcohol based. Fake vagina is for fun, remember?
6. Watch porn actress pics and clips for the best results!

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How to Create Homemade Vagina Puchi

Step 1: Take the bottle, cut off the bottom, unscrew the cap.
Step 2: Take plastic bag and pull the bag bottom through the bottle neck so that 2 to 3 inches of the bag are over the top.
Step 3: Spread out and wrap the bag’s open part over the lower part of the bottle surface and fix it to the bottle with whatever you have from vagina parts No. 3.
In just seconds your homemade vagina is ready to ride, but here is the hot part:
Step 4: Remember the bag bottom? Hold it with one hand and sip the hot water into the bottle! If you did good job in step 3, the water will stay between the bottle and the bag inside giving your artificial vagina simulator softness and it will imitate the real vagina heat! And remember to screw bottle cap back OVER those 2-3 inches of bag bottom!!!
Step 5: I guess you know what to do with lubricant.

How to Make Fifi/Muschi Homemade Sex Toy for Men?

A Fifi or Muschi is a male sex toy. But it’s not a weird one.

When you’re talking about a male sex toy, it usually means something that you can make, and then bang as if it were an orifice because c’mon, we’re men and that’s what we do. We find holes and just plow ’em til we’re dead. Until we are cold and dead.

This is the easiest, simplest and seemingly the most clean-up efficient toy ever concocted.

Here’s a helpful, simple (and absolutely hilarious) video of a straight-shooting guy explaining exactly what a “Fifi” is. Why is this video so funny? Well, just check it out. At the conclusion of the video this guy tells you to “strap” it to something… which makes absolutely no sense. If anyone can let us know how this can be done, please put it in the comments.

Here’s another instructional video that takes a slightly different approach. The first one seems deeper and more practical, though, but this one is a little clearer and is, for some reason, done on a grill.

How to Make Home Made Vagina Fifi/Muschi

Materials needed: Towel, rubber glove, lubricant

Fold a tower into a rectangle, longways.
Get a rubber glove and place it with the open side out.
Fold the towel around the glove so that it creates a tight hole.
Stretch the open part of the glove over the end part of the towel nearest the glove, creating a tight hole of rubber (see the end of the video).
Apply lubricant, go to town. For a big discount on lubes, check these out, they’re cheap, they’re good and you can carry them on a plane!)

Have fun thinking about woman you fantasize!

How to Make Sponge Bottle Cono for Men’s Masturbation

Materials: Empty(clean and dry) soda bottle, scissors, bubble wrap, two sponges (with no rough sides), masking tape.

Cut off the top of your soda bottle. Make sure you cut evenly, so that there are no jagged sides.

Take two sponges and place them side-by-side on a rectangular sheet of bubble wrap.

Fold the bubble wrap in, wrapping each of the sponges individually while still leaving some space in the middle. Making sure there is some bubble wrap slack that can stick out of the bottle later.

Squeeze the sponges into the soda bottle. Make sure that they are as symmetrically inserted as possible.

Tape the excess bubble wrap “slack” to the sides of the soda bottle, securing that both the opening of the soda bottle isn’t sharp and that the sponges will remain inside.

Have fun with your new toy!

Here’s a side profile of the toy.

And the front.

I tried literally every recipe for fake vagina out there and Fifi or Muschi by far the best. It feels very realistic, but the only problem is it takes some time to make it. And you can use it only once and go for newer one as if you are changing the girl!!!

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