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  1. Jessica Simpson’s making money like crazy with her line of clothing. Oprah is making way less money because her network isn’t doing well. Soon Jessica Simpson will pass Oprah as richest women in show business.

  2. Victoria T says:

    But everybody looks funny naked!
    You woke me up for that?
    Did I mention the video camera?
    Do you smell something burning?
    What tampon?
    Try breathing through your nose.
    A little rug burn never hurt anyone.
    Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
    Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?
    But whipped cream gives me the shits.
    Can you make some noises, so that hottie next door thinks I’m good?
    Hurry up! This room rents by the hour!
    Can you please pass me the remote control?
    Do you accept Visa?
    Ew – on second thought, let’s turn off the lights.
    And to think – I was really trying to pick up your friend!
    So much for mouth-to-mouth.
    Try not to leave any stains, okay?
    Hope you’re as good looking when I’m sober…
    (Holding a banana) It’s just a little trick I learned at the zoo!
    Do you get any premium movie channels?
    Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!
    (Preparing to incorporate peanut butter) But I just steam-cleaned this couch!
    Got any penicillin?
    But I just brushed my teeth…
    Smile, you’re on Candid Camera!
    I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
    I want a baby!
    So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies!
    (In a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work?
    Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth…
    Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
    I think you have it on backwards.
    When is this supposed to feel good?
    Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs!
    You’re good enough to do this for a living!
    Is that blood on the headboard?
    Did I remember to take my pill?
    Are you sure I don’t know you from somewhere?
    I wish you’d let me put this bag on your head…
    That leak better be from the waterbed!
    I told you it wouldn’t work without batteries!
    So, how’s your mother?
    Did I tell you that I found this mattress on the side of the highway?
    If you quit smoking you might have more endurance.
    No, really… I do this part better myself!
    It’s nice being in bed with a woman I don’t have to inflate!
    This would be more fun with a few more grandparents.
    You’re almost as good as my ex!
    Do you know the definition of statutory rape?
    Is that you I smell or is it your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes?
    You look younger than you feel.
    Perhaps you’re just out of practice.
    You sweat more than a galloping stallion!
    They’re not cracker crumbs, it’s just a rash.
    Now I know why he/she dumped you…
    Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun?
    You give me reason to conclude that foreplay is overrated.
    I hope my stomach doesn’t look too puffy – I haven’t shat in weeks.
    Have you ever considered liposuction?
    And to think, I didn’t even have to buy you dinner!
    What are you planning to make for breakfast?
    I have a sickening confession…
    I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home!
    Are those real or am I just behind the times?
    Were you by any chance repressed as a child?
    Is that a hanging sculpture?
    You’ll still vote for me, won’t you?
    Did I mention my transsexual operation?
    I really hate women who actually think sex means something!
    Did you come yet, dear? Did I?
    I’ll tell you who I’m fantasizing about if you tell me who you’re fantasizing about…
    A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time!
    Does this count as a date?
    Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you!
    Hic! I need another beer for this please.
    I think purple nurples are romantic – don’t you?
    You can cook, too right?
    When would you like to meet my parents?
    Have you ever tried it in the nose?
    Have you seen “Fatal Attraction”?
    Sorry about the nametags, They’re to avoid any embarrassment later.
    Don’t mind me… I always file my nails in bed.
    (In a phone booth) Do you mind if I make a few phone calls?
    I hope I didn’t forget to turn the gas oven off. Do you have a light?
    Don’t worry, my dog’s really friendly for a Doberman.
    Sorry but I don’t do toes!
    You could at least ACT like you’re enjoying it!
    Petroleum jelly or no petroleum jelly, I said NO!
    Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper…
    I’ll bet you didn’t know I work for ”The Enquirer”.
    So that’s why they call you Mr. Flash!
    My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer!
    Is this a sin too?
    I’ve slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain!
    Hey, when is it going to be my friend’s turn?
    Long kisses clog my sinuses…
    Please understand that I’m only doing this for a raise…
    How long do you plan to be ”almost there”?
    You mean you’re NOT my blind date?

  3. terrybohm says:

    Bravo! Well said and explained. As always, your information is clear, concise, and easy to listen to. Thank you…Terry RB Curves

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  7. coloradocurves says:

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  9. csupport2 says:

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  11. allustrious1 says:

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  12. healthyinformation says:

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  15. csupport2 says:

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  16. healthyinformation says:

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  17. gardenspook says:

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  18. healthyinformation says:

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  20. peevishpear says:

    I’m currently a student at the University of Cape Town embarking on my first year of postgrad studies in Psychology (my main interests lie in neuro and health psychology) – the thing is, I really want to do an internship somewhere after I’m done with my studies. South Africa does not even register Neuropsychologists.. I realise this is a very random platform, but any advice/insight would be greatly appreciated. If I could just shadow someone for a year or two, learn. I’m starved for experience!

  21. healthyinformation says:

    I am not sure as to where to refer you at this point. I will give it some thought and please feel free to contact me privately and if I come up with some place I will be happy to refer you. It may require travel and relocation however.

  22. peevishpear says:

    Thank you so much – I will definitely message soon. It’s late and my eyelids weigh heavy, but I just wanted to thank you for your response. Sometimes it takes so little, just to be ackowledged gives me hope! Relocation and travel are not a problem – I have nothing that keeps me here. Best regards.